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And That Is Not A Corkscrew
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From Will Greenlee's indispensable Off the Beat blog for Gannett's Treasure Coast Newspapers in Florida comes the story of a man who, while being checked on by the cops, was found to have an unopened bottle of wine in his pants. Yes, they extracted a bottle of Barefoot Pinot Grigio, which Greenlee helpfully describes as a "light, refreshing white wine." And while the man claimed that a homeless man outside a Speedway convenience store gave him the bottle, when the cops asked if the store's surveillance video would show him stealing the bottle, he said "probably." Indeed, that's what they found. Actually, in the rankings of Stuff Shoplifters Stuffed In Their Pants, this ranks below steaks and other meat, doesn't it? (Treasure Coast Newspapers/TCPalm.com)
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