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Dude. It Ain't Lavender
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News from Wichita Falls, Texas, where a man was arrested for choking his girlfriend after she complained that his fart smelled bad. The question, of course, is whether you fart (let's limit this to deliberate, because accidents happen) in the presence of your significant other. Some people -- it's always guys -- delight in it, and there's the ol' Dutch Oven move in bed, which... well, you people are disgusting, you know that? As for the actual news story, a) domestic violence is not funny, and b) it's weird that anyone would get upset over being told their farts smell bad. Farts don't smell good, ever, although some people seem to like their own. (KFDX-TV-KJTL-TV/Wichita Falls)
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