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Wait, Is That A Milk Dud? It's Waterboarding For You
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A girl got a week's detention for possession in school of a Jolly Rancher. The school system says that it has to do so because of state regulations banning "junk food." The state, for its part, thinks the local superintendent's nuts, since they don't require suspension for that at all. Either way, it's like life imprisonment for eating lunch.
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