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It's Down The Block From The Prostitute Inn And The Skank Motel
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The best part -- in fact, the only part meriting mention here -- about the alleged assault by an "escort" on a hotel valet in Scottsdale with a stiletto heel is the name of the hotel where this happened: the Valley Ho. No, you couldn't have made this one up. (The hotel's actually a popular, trendy place, but that name and this story were MADE for each other)
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