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Isn't That The New Wish-Bone Zesty Italian Dressing With Extra Pee?
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I think this headline says most of what you need: "Police: Man urinating in kitchen smelled of 'zesty' salad dressing." Yes, "zesty," Next best part: "The report does not indicate where he had been drinking or the origin of the salad dressing." Because the origin of the salad dressing's a key element of the story.
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