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So He's Not Going For The 'Model Prisoner' Thing
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A prisoner threw urine at a guard through the feeding slot of his cell door after breaking the sprinkler to get attention. Interesting idea, using bodily fluids as a weapon; surprised they don't do this more often, or maybe they do. I don't follow prison weapon trends very closely. That's only part of it. The other part is the prisoner's name: Keanu. Keanu? Assuming that he was named after Keanu Reeves, which is a safe assumption, that means that you can be in your 20s and named after Keanu Reeves, which means... we're all old. (Also in this entertaining police blotter are a 20 year old guy charged with impregnating a 14 year old girl, and a woman who repeatedly called 911 to get a ride to the Salvation Army) (Clarksville Leaf Chronicle)
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