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Hey, Lap Dances Are Practically Sitting Down. Sort Of
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She slipped and fell on the job while waitressing, and filed for worker's compensation, because she couldn't work, what with all that standing and changing positions. And then they caught her at her new job: stripping. Because, you know, you can do that without standing a lot and changing positions. No, wait. (Allentown Morning Call; Thanks to Jeff Katz at WXKS (Rush Radio 1200)/Boston for the link)
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