Must Be Good. All The Cool Kids Are Going There

Kids, crack is wack: A Taco John's in La Crosse, WI was the scene of an attempted holdup by a drunk pregnant woman wielding a hammer and saying "I want a soft shell and give me all of your money." She and her roommate tried to pawn her ring at the Kmart for crack money, unaware that Kmart isn't a pawn shop, then went to hold up the Taco John's. The restaurant employee laughed at her. You can cry for the baby she's carrying. Meanwhile, at another Taco John's, some guy threw a live snake through the drive-thru window. Why? Doesn't say. You need a reason? (WKBT-TV/La Crosse; Williston Herald)

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