John Reynolds Does Not "Doo" Diapers ... Yet
July 21, 2006 at 6:09 AM (PT)
As previously reported on NET NEWS (6/27), it was a blessed day on JUNE 26th, 2006 when CBS Top 40 WNKS (KISS 95.1) PD and AC WKQC/CHARLOTTE OM JOHN REYNOLDS and his beautiful wife BROOKE welcomed ADDISON ALICE REYNOLDS into the world.
For the first few days, the nurses changed little ADDISON. Then it was new mommy BROOKE handling all that messy work. JOHN was strangely "busy" at "diaper doo doo" time, but otherwise "pampered" his bride with all kinds of other assistance she might need. Then JOHN attended the CONCLAVE this past week -- and it's now been 25 days that JOHN has escaped the parental joy of changing a diaper!
How long can JOHN go without experiencing this rite of passage into true fatherhood? Well, that "depends" on how long he can get away with it. And how long will that be? "As long as I can," REYNOLDS bragged! Keep watching this space on NET NEWS as the JOHN REYNOLDS seeks the GUINESS WORLD RECORD for being a "virgin" daddy and never doing battle with wet and smelly diapers!