Call In The Marines! 24/7 Comedy Becomes A Commie Plot!
April 1, 2014 at 3:55 AM (PT)
ALL ACCESS totally regrets to report that 24/7 COMEDY, the 24-hour, all-comedy format, will be annexed by SOVIET RUSSIA for APRIL FOOL’S DAY. Comedy bits from the Cold War era have been rediscovered to satirize recent events in the CRIMEA, and all programming will originate from a re-commissioned bunker somewhere in the UKRAINE.
RUSSIAN comedian YAKOV SMIRNOFF will be part of the fun, as well as Russian-American comics like EUGENE MIRMAN and DANIEL KINNO. Count on former U.S. President RONALD REAGAN to step up with his favorite Communist jokes as well.
For more information, please visit www.247comedy.com. For affiliations, please contact KURT KRETZSCHMAR at PREMIERE NETWORKS at (602) 374-6351.