Krash Kelly Now Bob PD In Austin; Four More Posts To Be Filled
February 2, 2007 at 10:56 AM (PT)
EMMIS/AUSTIN OM CHASE calls ALL ACCESS to say, "Please join me in congratulating KRASH KELLY, the new Program Director for [Classic Hits KBPA] BOB-FM! KRASH has done an exemplary job with BOB-FM in the past few months as the interim PD. No one can argue with the success of BOB, and KRASH is the guy who 'gets it.' BOB personally signed off on this hire... and if you don't get that joke, then you don't get what BOB is all about."
Elsewhere in the building, CHASE is noticing a lot of empty desks. "We are still looking for a qualified PD for heritage rocker KLBJ and are also looking for a PD of heritage AAA KGSR. In fact, we'd love a PD who is capable of doing both! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and quite possibly a once-in-a-lifetime opening! So if there are any superstars out there that have what it takes, I would encourage them to RUSH their stuff to me!" email@example.com.
Taking a breath, he continued, "Oh, did I mention we also have the Promotions Director position open for Newsradio 590 KLBJ-A and 103.5 BOB-FM? Someone with killer promotional chops who can handle two of AUSTIN's most successful brands should probably run (not walk) to... umm... their computer... which they are already on because they are reading this... and send their package to MARK CAESARr, PD for KLBJ-A, firstname.lastname@example.org."
And one final big breath to say, "One last thing while we're on openings in the building... we're still on the hunt for an awesome night jock for 101X! If you can pull off great phones, TONS of interaction, and relate to a youthful alternative audience, this is your last call! Get your stuff to LYNN LAWLESS at email@example.com now!"