WNCI's Jimmy Under House Arrest... And Loving It
June 8, 2007 at 8:15 AM (PT)
This morning, in an effort to educate the masses on the rigors of house arrest, a la PARIS HILTON, CLEAR CHANNEL Top 40 WNCI/COLUMBUS Morning Zoo’s JIMMY (of DAVE & JIMMY fame) disappeared from the show only to reappear live from his house in beautiful POWELL, OH (a northern suburb of COLUMBUS). JIMMY placed himself under house arrest and spent the rest of his show in his hot tub, 60" plasma in view, personal chef at the ready and cordless mic in hand.
Said JIMMY, "Slowly but surely the rest of the Morning Zoo cast excused themselves from the show and ended up in my hot tub. (All except DAVE who had to remain behind to handle the business of actually broadcasting the show.) Soon listeners were invited out, and a 'house arrest' party ensued. Now we know the trials and tribulations of house arrest. PARIS will certainly have been taught a lesson at the end of her ordeal."