We'll See You Next Year!
December 31, 2007 at 12:55 PM (PT)
ALL ACCESS will be closed NEW YEARS DAY, and reopen WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 2nd, 2008.
Thank You for making our 2007 an amazing year -- and here's hoping we all enjoy health, happiness and success in 2008. And now, from the home office in MALIBU, CA ...
Top 10 New Year's Resolutions Made By Dogs
10- I'll remember that the garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
9- Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt.
8- I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.
7- Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in major dog shows.
6- Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
5- Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is "too" much.
4- Do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
3- Try to understand that the cat is from Venus and I am from Mars.
2- Remember to shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
And the #1 NEW YEAR's Resolutions Made By Dogs ...
I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND!