Radio Host Hires Witch Doctor to Place Curse on LeBron James
October 26, 2010 at 4:58 AM (PT)
ROVER, host of the syndicated ROVER’s Morning Glory program, based at CLEAR CHANNEL Rocker WMMS/CLEVELAND, has hired a witch doctor to place a curse on MIAMI HEAT star LEBRON JAMES the morning of the HEAT’s season opener, this morning at 8a. ROVER says the curse is payback for "the insensitive, pompous way JAMES abandoned the CLEVELAND CAVALIERS."
The witch doctor will use bones, blood and JAMES’ MIAMI HEAT jersey to place a hex on the star live on the air. ROVER will ask all CLEVELAND-area listeners of the show to simultaneously focus all their negative energy towards JAMES during the ceremony.
The last time a major league CLEVELAND sports team won a championship was in 1964 when the CLEVELAND BROWNS won the NFL Championship. In 2004 ESPN named CLEVELAND the most-tortured sports city in AMERICA.