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No way in hell is this unemployed British layabout really named "Nicky Welfare," but that's what this article says. And he's 22 years old and about to lose all his teeth, thanks to 22 beers a day plus two litres of hard cider. He's going to jail for a DUI, so he'll have some time to dry out. Sans teeth, that is.

This postman was allegedly delivering cocaine on his route. I think he can claim the defense that had he really been delivering cocaine, it would have arrived several days late and damaged.

A Washington high school is naming a woman as head football coach. That isn't a first, but it's obviously extremely rare. Can a woman coach a boys' team? Yeah, probably. If she wins, everyone will forget the whole gender thing. If she loses, the backlash will be... interesting.