One Man's Trash ...

While KATIE HOLMES’ hometown of TOLEDO, OHIO was buzzing last FRIDAY (7) after hearing she and soon-to-be husband TOM CRUISE are expecting, JOHNNY D & THE MORNING CREW from CUMULUS Top 40 WTWR (TOWER 98-3) sprung into action. Since FRIDAY is also trash day, the crew, along with stunt boy GAYLORD FOCKER, combed the trashcans in KATIE’S parent’s neighborhood, and discovered what just might be proof positive of the baby TOMKAT. 

"This is really gross, but we found it," reported JOHNNY D, who then decided to auction the stick on EBAY. Proceeds will go to JOHNNY'S KIDS, a local charity he started for area children with life threatening illnesses. Bidding on the alleged HOLMES pregnancy test will continue until the 14th, followed by the TOWER 98-3 BABY BASH WEEKEND, a baby shower for KATIE, where listeners win the gifts.

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