A Beastly Encounter

CUMULUS Rocker WPDH/POUGHKEEPSIE, NY morning duo RENO AND FRANKENBERRY intiated new producer, THE BEAST, today (10/28).  He was blindfolded, bound with ductape, stuffed into the back of the WPDH van, and driven to what could have been his final resting place. He was then thrown into a coffin, covered with maggots and human remains, and buried underground.  RENO called for the madness to end when the hotline went dead.  We're happy to report THE BEAST is now resting comfortably above ground.

« see more Net News