Guess What's Bugging Howard Stern

He's Got Us Scratching

The bedbug plague that's affected many cities -- including THE BIG APPLE -- has apparently made its way to the SIRIUS XM SATELLITE RADIO studios of HOWARD STERN.

"We received treatments here and supposedly we're 100% bedbug-free," STERN commented on his show MONDAY morning (9/27) after his Midtown office building was treated by exterminators. WNBC-TV/NEW YORK reports, "STERN said he came to the SIRIUS XM Sixth Avenue studio and headquarters this morning in a haz-mat suit -- despite the fact that the studios were closed this weekend for a bedbug treatment. Photographic evidence of the haz-mat suit has not been furnished yet."

"All I know is I'm scratching every minute... I just wish our contract was done and we could get out of here," STERN said on MONDAY, according to a transcript posted on a STERN fan blog. "My new routine is -- as soon as the show's over, I get out of here."

STERN placed the blame squarely on regulators who banned DDT. "Now they're back!," STERN said of the bedbugs. "Because of hippies with their goddamn DDT-inhibition!"

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