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You've heard of Burger King's black bun Nightmare Whopper, but they also serve a drink that's even more scary: People are drinking their Frozen Fanta Scary Black Cherry slushie and then finding that their poop turned black or green or some form of multicolored horror. It's harmless. Now, if your poop's black or green and you DIDN'T eat or drink something with a lot of food coloring, call your doctor. (Miami Herald)

Tailgating is fun, but you gotta be careful, and anyone who's ever tailgated at a game knows what's coming: At the Jets game this weekend, someone left hot barbecue coals unattended in the lot -- in two incidents, so it wasn't just one dunderhead -- during the game and torched seven cars. In one case, someone just dumped hot coals in a space and some unfortunate soul parked there. In another, the same thing happened but the fire spread. These were, of course, not the first time this has happened. They really should have some kind of pit where people can safely discard the coals, but considering the alcohol consumption there, I'm not sure how effective that would be. (NJ Advance Media/NJ.com)

Yet another "really old guy's still working" story? Yes, and it's about a 97-year-old farmer who works 10-hour days and has no intention of retiring. He tried a retirement years ago and he didn't like it. He advises others not to retire, either, because you gotta have something to do. And, yeah, if you don't have other things to occupy your mind and body, why NOT keep working while you can? What else are you gonna do? (CTV News)