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It DID, However, Identify Him Accurately As 'Florida Man'
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Tip: When the cops show up because you nearly drove your car into a gas pump, and they ask you for ID, pull out your license and not, as this Florida Man did, show them your "Dank Gummies" and "Medicated Nerds Rope." He claimed they were for his cancer-patient girlfriend, who has a medical marijuana card, but that didn't explain the cocaine they found on him. So, yeah, just the license. (WBBH-TV/Fort Myers)
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