CPR Promotional Check-Up

Getting Them Out Of The Dog House

Every guy has, at least once, f'ed up Valentines. Badly. (I rode around delivering Kiss-A-Grams with a limo full of models [strippers] and drinking JD all day on the 14th in 1991. I puked behind the dumpster at the station, went home and passed out. 19 years later, I am reminded of this once-a-year. Minimum.) One of the clients has some flyaways and is doing a spin on Second Chance At Romance. Guys call in, tell how they ended up in the dog house FOR LIFE because of a VD screw up. They will be given a task to do, like stand on a street corner dressed as cupid, getting people to sign a petition for his forgiveness. He completes the task and gets the warm weather vacation and his previous faux pas is a distant memory.

Ugly Bridesmaid Dresses

One of the Clifton stations has a $2700 wedding dress to giveaway for Valentines. There are any number of things you could do. What if you got ten listeners who are engaged to pose in the ugliest bridesmaid dress that is gathering dust in their closet? Post the pics. The audience votes for whoever has suffered the most indignity in the past and deserves to FINALLY walk down the aisle, and FINALLY looking good.

BTW: www.uglydress.com is a great collection of BAD bridesmaid and prom dresses.

Your Concert Arena. From Space.

If you haven't gone and done schematic maps of your local venue and where all the banners should go, you should. So that when you show up at 10 am to start hanging signage for that night's show, you know how many banners you need and where they go. A station-to-remain-nameless has downloaded satellite views of their arena from Google and have a terrific battleplan for all their upcoming concerts.