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There Is NO Right Answer

A bit from Ace & TJ at Kiss 95.1 in Charlotte, where they did Guess Your Spouses Weight for VD, two years ago. A (relieved) winner took his wife to dinner and a concert courtesy of the station.

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Dave Ryan once did something called "Two Nude Dudes In A Bag" or something like that. Q-104 in Halifax did "Brokeback Valentines" and had two nude male friends in a sleeping bag for the morning show. They had to change positions several times. Payoff was Motley Crue tickets. Why? Because we can.

L.A.S.T. Call

One of the stations has a club night where the client has hot girls dressed as nurses, giving people shots with bigass syringes. Open wide and she shoots it in your mouth. What if...you did a Late Afternoon Sleepy Time Call. For people who are getting the late-in-the-day drousy thing happening. A street-teamer dressed as a nurse (or Catholic schoolgirl, either one works for me) shows up and gives them a shot of Red Bull. Why? Why not. Better then having the van sitting in the parking lot.

For 'Da Club

One of the stations wanted a club contest. I suggested "Shave Our Nuts" and get five listeners, five blindfolds, five plastic razors, and five coconuts covered in shaving cream. (Why? What'd you think I meant?) You could also do "Margarita In Your Pants".

• You need some BIG, jumbo boy skin diver pants.
• Several REALLY long drinking straws

At each club gig you pick one volunteer who goes in the back and puts on the pants. You tape off the ankles TIGHT. You then make a margarita in their pants. They walk around the club and people can take free sips from the straws that are hanging out.

Oh, and you stick a big umbrella thing in their hair. Maybe salt on their tummy for people to lick.