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I Honestly Have No Headline For This One, Nor Do I Want To Come Up With Anything
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A student at a college near Washington was sitting in the library when she felt something wet on her arm. And that's when she realized a man had just ejaculated on her arm. This was not like the guy who squirted semen from a bottle on women; no, this guy had his penis out. How someone could be there for long enough to accomplish that particular feat without being noticed is... you know, I don't want to think about this story anymore. (WUSA-TV/Washington)
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