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Apart From Being Savagely Torn To Pieces, How Was The Trip?
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As you know, I am not one to consider "communing with nature" as a fine holiday idea. If it doesn't have air conditioning, cable TV, Wi-Fi, and indoor plumbing, it's not for me. But some people think otherwise, and that's who goes to places like a game reserve in Zimbabwe, where a vacationer was ripped apart by lions as he took an outdoor shower. Man, do his survivors have a story to tell about THAT vacation! The words "outdoor shower" shouldn't appear in your vacation story unless they come near the words "by the pool" or "cabana with food and drink service." (The Sun)
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