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I'll Have The Boots With Extra Cheese
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Two women in Oklahoma are accused of shoplifting four pairs of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet, and gloves. That's not big news. What IS big news is that they tried to smuggle all of this out in their fat rolls, under their breasts, and in their armpits. Think the store wants that stuff back? Excuse me while I go vomit now. (KFOR-TV/Oklahoma City; Thanks to Gawker.com for the link)
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