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Where Would You Buy Shorts Like That, Anyway? Does Target Carry Them?
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This guy is a registered sex offender. This might explain why he was wandering through a Target store wearing skin-tight transparent "shorts" and frequently asking employees there for "permission" to do so. He also made it into the women's restroom. In his car when he was arrested: underwear (men's and women's), binoculars, rope, sex toys, and naked pictures of himself, the latter recalling another incident when he was arrested for trying to print nude pictures of himself at a drugstore. Contributor John Shea of WATD/Marshfield, MA, from whence this article came, notes that some of the pictures in his car were framed, because, you know, you want your nude self-portraits to have that classy touch. (WATD/Marshfield, MA)
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