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Bolt Cutters? Check. Pickup Truck? Check. Insulin? Insulin?
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Four guys allegedly tried to steal copper from a closed-down restaurant. When the cops arrived, they found two guys in diabetic shock and one sleeping soundly and snoring loudly. What's best is how the tabloid in Trenton wrote it up: "A copper caper turned calamitous for a clumsy corps of kleptos captured by cops." How long do you think the writer took to come up with that lede? (The Trentonian)
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