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Is That A Pork Loin In Your... No, Let's Not Even Bother With That
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Another alleged grocery shoplifter allegedly uses his shorts as an alleged shopping cart (is that enough "allegedlys" for you?). His attempted take? A pork loin, two bags of jumbo shrimp, and two lobster tails. Contrary to some reports, the lobsters were not live. He fell as he tried to run, which shouldn't be a surprise. They were cargo shorts, by the way. Of course they were. (Biloxi Sun Herald)
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