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Will The Defendant Please Put Exhibit A Back In His Pants?
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This alleged rapist allegedly lured a pair of 13- and 14-year-old runaway girls to a hotel room, then offered them $400 (in counterfeit bills) for sex, whipped his junk out and told them that it was okay because his penis is too small to hurt her. That's the first time micropenis has been used as a defense, I think. And the girls took him up on his offer, only calling the police when they realized the bills were fake and he hadn't paid for the hotel room as promised. I love the mugshot caption: "Edward Hartley, by his own admission, has a tiny penis." Let that be his epitaph. (Phoenix New Times)
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