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The Story That Launched A Billion 'Pinch Between Your Cheek And Gum' Jokes
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The best line of this story about a guy caught allegedly smuggling smokeless tobacco into jail between his butt cheeks is this sentence: "The warrant does not state whether Biggerstaff planned to later put the smokeless tobacco in his mouth." I'm not sure what else you'd do with smokeless tobacco, but I don't think you get full enjoyment of the stuff leaving it in your ass. (Gaston Gazette)
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