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Oh, They're Real? Then Never Mind, You're Free To Go
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Another driver in South Carolina got cited for displaying those fake "anatomically correct" testicles from his bumper. This is the second such ticket in a year. I could understand ticketing them for having atrocious taste and a dangerously low sense of humor. And... "anatomically correct"? I've seen those things, and they're a little... no, a LOT droopy. If your balls are that big and hanging that low, you might want to consult a doctor. And wear briefs, because you wouldn't be able to walk comfortably otherwise. (AP via Arizona Republic)
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