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Not That Anyone Will Want To Collect The Evidence If You Don't Get Rid Of It
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A commission has ruled that a guy who admitted looking at porn on the job (for the government) while unbuttoning his pants can't be fired for masturbating at work because the department couldn't produce evidence, by which they mean, and this is not a joke, that there was a trash can there with paper towels in it and the commission thinks that the department could have had the discarded towels tested. They are not kidding. And as a result, the Mad Fapper will get reinstated after a 90-day suspension. So let that be a lesson to all civil servants: You can diddle yourself on the job, and the worst that can happen is that you get suspended but not fired, as long as you dispose of the evidence so that it can't be tested. Flushing it would probably work best. The shredder, eh, not so much. (U-T San Diego)
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