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The Local Library Is On Red Alert
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The best thing in this story about a guy who borrowed a book from a neighbor and then, showing his gratitude, threatened her with a sword is the part where a cop asks him why he was in jail and the guy responded, "Because I'm an idiot." Oh, and, yes, alcohol was involved: He told police he'd pounded down "at least a 12-pack of beer." They don't show this part in Bud Light commercials, do they? (St. Paul Pioneer Press)
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