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The Not Very Straight Story
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This gent says he has an "uncontrollable drinking problem," and, well, yeah, getting caught allegedly driving a lawn mower under the influence would indicate that. He says he was depressed over money and it was hot, and, well, why NOT buy an 18-pack of Natural Ice? You know, Natural Ice would pretty much be the obvious choice to drink if you're the kind of person who drinks and drives a riding mower. (WKMG-TV/Orlando)
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