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Look, It's Making Its Own Goose Liver Pate. Oh, That's Not Pate....
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The cops don't know why this guy allegedly stole and kept in his car a wild goose. They arrested him while he played soccer; they said the goose had no food, no water, and he had "no constructive plan to return the bird to its natural habitat." So why did he take it? Lunch? (Chicago Tribune)
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