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Got Another Joke Here But I'd Better Not
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A homeless man threatened to kill and eat his ex-girlfriend, and that pretty much sums up why she's his EX-girlfriend. He was upset because she wouldn't get back together with him. He sounds like quite the prize. Same paper, same area, another guy allegedly bit his girlfriend, then bit a cop, then got Tased twice because he was drunk and wouldn't keave her house. Ladies, we have a couple of fine gentlemen available for relationships if you don't mind being lunch. (MetroWest Daily News; Thanks to John Shea at WATD/Marshfield, MA for the links)
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