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He's Just Making Himself At Home
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A woman in Madison, WI called the cops when a guy got on her porch and took off his pants. The cops showed up and the guy said that he hadn't been on the porch and had merely been in a nearby "adult bookstore," although the fact that his pants were still undone kind of undermined his credibility. Although they WOULD be undone if he'd been in the adult bookstore, so... you know, I don't want to think about this. (WMTV/Madison)
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