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Wait, If It Isn't A Real One, Is It... Oh, Now I'm All Confused
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Ladies and gentlemen, your Weirdest Story of the Day: A guy was arrested for masturbating in the woods with a prosthetic penis while watching girls shower at a public beach. And the cops say he said he a) knows it was wrong, b) is capable of "a lot more," and c) will do it again. The cops added that he was intoxicated. He told the reporter he's not a criminal, he's just a "deviant." Ah. Distinction without a difference, sir. (WPBF-TV/West Palm Beach)
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