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Oddly, The Eyeballs Tasted Better
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The spectacular part of this story, in which a guy who hacked a homeless man to death and then ate the man's brain and eyeballs apologized and was sentenced to up to 60 years in a mental institution, is the very end: "After Smith ate the body parts he went to Subway." OF COURSE HE DID. Maybe he thought it was a Five Dollar Foot, not a Five Dollar Footlong. (rimshot) Anyway, the question I have is: Up to 60 years? Why not just say life and be done with it? Why leave any leeway? Guy's psychotic, he did the worst, he belongs put away for life, so what's this hedging about? (Connecticut Post)
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