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Shoulda Ate Them Faster
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A guy was linked to a burglary and a shoplifting case by evidence in his backpack: hot dogs. The cops say he stole them from a burglarized home that he drunkenly asked to be dropped off at by a cop. The woman there recognized him, the police searched his backpack, the hot dogs turned up, the woman said she was missing some hot dogs from the fridge, she identified them as chicken and turkey franks, bingo. If you're so hard up that you take raw hot dogs from someone's fridge, you've hit bottom. (WISC-TV/Madison)
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