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If He'd Been Arrested For Theft, He'd Be The Man Of Steal. (rimshot)
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A guy was arrested in Utah for DUI and meth possession. His name: Christopher Reeves. His attire: a Superman shirt. Of course. (Yes, we know, it was Christopher Reeve, no S, and George Reeves, with an S. Doesn't make the story less amusing.) (The Smoking Gun)
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