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The Pre-First Step Is To Admit You're An Idiot
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Hello, Mr. Darwin: A guy was arguing with his mom about his drinking, and he managed to prove her point by storming out, then trying to make a loud noise to get her attention by hitting a shotgun shell with a hammer. Do I even need to say what happened next? Only the toll: His left index finger. So, yeah, maybe it's time to cut back on the booze. (Asbury Park Press)
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