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She Said, No Cream
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How did I miss this? A guy in Minnesota is being accused of -- there's no pretty way to say it -- ejaculating in a co-worker's coffee. Another employee had reported that she thought the man had been "leaving bodily fluids on her desk," and had found him with his back to her, standing over her desk, his hands in his crotch, a "deer in the headlights" expression when he realized she was there. He allegedly got it all over her coffee mug, scrunchy, and desk. The scrunchy was evidence. She said he also had been walking around with his fly down for months. Cops say he admitted to the deed, saying he did it on his birthday (!) and had done it before. He faces a year in prison and/or a $4.500 fine, which seem a little light, considering. (WCCO-TV/Minneapolis)
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