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Probably Shoulda Used The Window
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Tip: When burglarizing a building, plot out all your escape routes. This guy, after busting into an apartment building and ending up with a handful of quarters from a soda machine, was caught in the act, nailed the door shut, and decided that the way out would be to cut through the dry wall. He did that through five walls, ended up in the basement, and found no more dry wall, just concrete. So he went up a crevice between air ducts in the wall... and got stuck. When the cops asked him his name, he said, "Heroin." Guess "Moron" was too difficult to say under the circumstances. (KIRO-TV/Seattle)
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