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Although 'Poopmaster' Could Just Mean Someone Who's Really Good At Pooping
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Portland is taking on the problem of crow poop on the sidewalks, fences, and everything else downtown with a machine they're calling the Poopmaster 6000. Okay, it's basically a street sweeper, but the name is cool. And if your town's been overtaken by pigeons, crows, geese, or any other fecally productive breed of bird, you'd want one, too. (KGW-TV/Portland)
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