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Keep The Receipt And Take Her To Court. There's A Receipt, Right?
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A retired lawyer went for a lap dance in Key West, and this is not the setup for a joke. Okay, it's sort of jokey, but it's a true story. Turns out that he allegedly paid $100 for a private dance, then $200 for more "services." But the stripper wouldn't do what he wanted her to do, and wouldn't give back the money, so the cops were called out, and the man was so upset that they wouldn't do anything about his complaint that he allegedly threatened to make a citizen's arrest on her. The cops told him HE'D be arrested if he didn't knock it off. You know, I can't say I know the strip club protocol, so I don't know whether he has an argument or he's insane. Was there a written contract? Oh, oral. Okay. (Miami Herald)
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