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Mmm, Tender And Juicy With A Hint Of Crotch
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Have we had any shoplifting-in-your-pants stories lately? Why, here's one, a guy trying to smuggle pork ribs out of a supermarket by stuffing them in his pants, which were green, with an orange shirt. So he's not just an alleged thief but is either color blind or a Miami Hurricanes fan. (Northwest Florida Daily News)
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