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Why People Pee On Trees
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Construction worker went to the portapotty, dropped his pants, and got bitten on the penis by a poisonous redback spider, and what we learn from this story besides that OW OW OW OW OW is that back in the days when people used outhouses, it was so common to get bitten on the wiener that 80 percent of redback bites were on the penis. (Many penises, not one particular penis. That would be weird.) Anyway, I don't want to talk about this anymore. (Adelaide Advertiser)
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