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And Now, Off To A Sheetz To Get Those Western Pennsylvania Votes
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Someone obviously told the Trump campaign that if you wanna get votes in southeastern Pennsylvania, you gotta go to a Wawa, and so we have the spectacle of Donald and Tiffany Trump and Bobby Knight (Bobby Knight?) dutifully showing up at the Wawa on 202 in King of Prussia, walking in, walking out, and driving off, leaving mostly baffled customers. His people bought some Tastykake fruit pies, but if they'd asked me how to make a political visit to a Wawa count, I'd have told them: You go to the sandwich ordering screen, you confidently order a hoagie, you grab - listen to me, this is how it's done - a couple bottles of Wawa iced tea, a Tastykake of any kind (Krimpets best, Bells are good, Chocolate Junior is also safe), you collect the hoagie, you go to the register, you add a two-pack of soft pretzels (go back to the condiments bar for mustard), grab a Daily News and look at the back page first (sports!), and pay. You do that, the locals will know you're one of them. (Philadelphia Inquirer)
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