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That's Not Italian Dressing
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It turns out that it was a former Penn State and minor league hockey player who strolled into a sandwich shop men's room and peed on two other people for no apparent reason. He walked in, peed on someone waiting on line, then walked into an occupied stall and peed on the guy in there. Couple of things to unpack: Was there a pause between the pees? Because that would be an interesting display of urinary control that men normally don't have. Second, the poor guy in the stall: seated or standing? That could change the degree of grossness. Third, this was in a Primanti Bros. shop in State College, and maybe there's a joke involving all the stuff they load onto a sandwich, I don't know. (If you're not a Yinzer and don't know what a Primanti's sandwich is, Google it.) (Centre Daily Times)
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